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The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note 
Their antics take your breath away, like furballs in your throat! 
We're kittens of a special breed, we never call retreat 
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down, we land upon our feet 
So hail to thee, o Pizza Cat, please ring your little bell 
Although you may be pen and ink, we know you fight like-- 
PIZZA CATS!! 

Will somebody please cue that boy? 
Samurai Pizza Cats! (Oh yeah!) 
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? 
Samurai Pizza Cats! (Right on!) 
They're stamping out crime, and you know that ain't baloney 
Here's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch 
A heck of a fighter takes a heck of a lunch 
And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid (That's me!) 
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade 
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover 
This cat gets down down with a love hangover 
(Here come Pizza Cats) 
They're so bad (Daaaa) 
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had 
They're stronger than old Cheese (stronger than old Cheese) 
Stronger than dirt (stronger than dirt) 
If you step on their tail (not on my tail, ow) 
Then you gonna get hurt 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 
They're fighting crime all over town! 
Four, three, two, one 
Pizza Cats are all around! 
The Big Cheese is the villain who's lower than low 
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo! 
We've got our nasty Bad Bird 
And some nasty Ninja Crows. 
As soon as someone finds the script, 
We might begin the show! 
Sit right back, kick up your feet, 
And turn the sound up high, 
And if you want the full effect, 
call in a pizza pie! 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 

Samurai Pizza Cats! 
We hope you liked the show, 
it's the best that we could do. 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 
If you can do better, 
then we leave it up to you! 
Just a reminder, you might like to know, 
The Cats will be back 
for another big show! 
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, gosh! 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 
They're fighting crime, 
Oh yes, 
All over town! 
Two, four, six, eight, 
Why do we exaggerate? 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 
Read all the credits, so 
you'll know who did the work! 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 

Samurai Pizza Cats! 
They make great pizza, but that ain't all. 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 
They're ready to fight! 
When you need them, just call! 
They know how to stop crime, just do what they say! 
If you don't want a bad time, stay out of their way! 
Oh, I love those cats 
Samurai Pizza Cats! 
The heroes who always wear fur. 

Once....everyone thought that we were square.
That we weren't going anywhere.
But now we're here as you can see.

I've spent my days just making meals,
fighting crime, and spinning wheels.
But now I sing my song for you.

Songs, are what life is all about.
Makes me want to scream and shout.
('cause) Now I'm as happy as I can be.

Now, I just Sing and make new friends.
They'll think that I'm the living end.
I hate to admit it, but it's true....ooh..ooooh....

We're the Pointless Sisters now.
So relax, don't have a cow.
When we're through, just clap your hands.
We'll take a bow.....We're Pointless Now!!

Ottodokkoi kako 
Ottodokkoi mirai 
Edoroporisu wa hisuteri 
Kitto matteta haro 
Zattsu hissatsu hiro 
Shippo no haeta metaru ninja dayo 

Kuma-san, Has-san, yokochou no minna-san ni 
Seigi wo otodoke shimasu (Teyandee!) 
Inbou mania no kuromaku taosunda 
Iza yuke robo-kyatto 

Hora kawaii hime ga yonde iru 
"Oh kurushyu nai" to iwasu made 
Koko wa hitotu makecha narumai zo 
Don't mind dijitaru shokuninkatagi 
Ashita mo yo! Nihonbare 

Ottodokkoi uso 
Ottodokkoi honto 
Edoroporisu no misuteri 
Chotto meiwaku pawa 
Zattu ninpou faiya 
Jetto hoba ga kaze wo kitte yuku 

Tororo no pizza, niwa aonori toppingu 
Mosukoshi omachi kudasai (Beranmee!) 
Akuma ga habikoru oshiro e isogunda 
Tatakae meka-kyatto 

Demo anoko ga nageta nagashime no 
Ah shuriken dakewa kawasenai 
Nyan to koi ga neko no nekidokoro 
Don't mind parareru happyakuyacho 
O Edo wa yo! Nihonbare 

Ottodokkoi kako 
Ottodokkoi mirai 
Edoroporisu wa hisuteri 
Kitto matteta haro 
Zattsu hissatsu hiro 
Shippo no haeta metaru ninja dayo 

Itsuka hanashite hoshii nosa 
Osaerarenai kyou setsunasa wo 
Machi wa yuubae kesanaide 
Hitoribocchi no jounetsu wo 

Sugu ni koe wo kaketai 
Mune de nandomo sakebu kedo 
Kimi no monogatari wa 
Kimi ni shika kakenai sa 

Dakara to be yourself 
Yume wo shinjite 
Iki ga tomarisou na hodo 
Upon yourself 
Nayanda koto mo 
Hohoemu tame no enajii 
Jidai ga ima kimi wo matte iru yo 

Yowai jibun wa kirai dato 
Kaze wo migite de 
Gyu tto tsukanda ne 
Totemo mukuchi na kimi dakara 
Yokei hato wo kanjiru yo 

Donna ni tooku ni ite mo 
Onaji sain wo mitumeteru 
Hutari tomodachi dato 
Dareni mo oshietai yo 

Motto to be yourself 
Ima wo dakishime 
Akaku somarisou na hodo 
Upon myself 
Itsudemo kimi wa 
Kakegae no nai shinpasi 
Kono sekai ga 
Owaru sono toki made 

Dakara to be yourself 
Yume wo shinjite 
Iki ga tomarisou na hodo 
Upon yourself 
Nayanda koto mo 
Hohoemu tame no enajii 
Jidai ga ima kimi wo matte iru yo

("... tadaima kara - niji - nijuu - gofun
choudo wo - oshirase shimasu... [koto no shirabe de]") 

Kaze wa pasuteru ni kake nukete yuku kara 
Neko-harajuku SHINING 
Machi kutabireteru matcha no oishii mise de 
Omimi dake piku piku 
(Pururun: "Uuhh, yurusumaji!") 

Kawaii hito to kagoden no naka de 
Udegumi nante USO desho? 
(Pururun: "Joudan ja nai wa yott!") 

Mo-u! 

Edoropolis juu wo 
Hiki mawashi no ue ni 
Hyaku tataki dakara ne! 
KO-KI-kuru kuru 
Kureba koi wa 
YASU-keku nai... no 
TOUCH ME DOWN! 

Akireta hito ne atashi ga iru no ni 
Yosomi bakari EVENING 
Damatte ite mo daki shimeru mono yo 
Atashi kazari ja nai 
(Omitsu "Suki... nan de shoo...?") 

Sumidaribaa no kishibe no hotaru no 
Hikari no uzu ni tsutsumare 
(Omitsu: "Itsu made kou shiteru no?!") 

Mo-u! 
Guzu guzu shiteru ma ni 
Kuchibiru wo "Goyou da!" 
Shinmyou ni shina sai! 
KO-KI-kuru kuru 
Kureba koi wa 
YASU-keku nai... no 
TOUCH ME DOWN! 

(Omitsu: "Funto ni... ikari punpun desu yo ne!" 
 Pururun: "Sou yo, chokozai nan da karatt!!" 
 Omitsu: "ttaku...!" 
 Pururun: "Otokotte" 
 Omitsu&Pururun: "Douyuu doubutsu?!") 

De-mo..." 
Anata nashi da nante 
Fujiyama no bakuhatsu 
Ohisama harakiri ne 
KO-KI-kuru kuru 
Kureba koi wa 
YASU-keku nai... no 
Kokoro wa itazura ne 
Utsuri ni keranai de 
Hana no iro no you ni 
KO-KI-kuru kuru 
Kureba koi wa 
YASU-keku nai... no 
TOUCH ME DOWN!